- Heyy a message! Oh, its you, what a waste of excitement.
- I hate it when I keep my swag on all day and overswagulate.
- When someone says ”You just made my day,” it makes my day.
- I love it when i get into trouble & Akon lets me blame everything on him.
- I failed because you are such a CRAP teacher so don’t blame me.
- How are you? lol jk, i don’t even care.
- I want a relationship not a relationshit.
- If it’s your birthday in November, then you know your parents really enjoyed Valentine’s Day…
- Dear Heart {❤} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it…
- Dear Food, Either stop being delicious or stop making me fat.
- I Wish I Had A Theme Song That Played Whenever I Did Something Awesome.
- Talking to your dog like it actually knows what the hell your saying.
- Dont u hate it when ur texting lying down on ur bed & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be ninja & slips through ur hand & attacks ur face.
- Friends are like potatoes… If you eat them, they die.
- I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart.
